300 - A must-watch!

Damn! One of the most inspiring movie I have seen. Strangely, I say I could watch it again. I wasn’t really excited when I saw the trailer. I jus thought this would be another Gladiator crap and same old same old. But I was wrong. It appeared as another era. I was reminded of gladiator again when the movie was about to end. All that plants o’ whatsoever gave me the idea that it was heaven keke.

Well its not jus the story of heroes and heroism that attracted me. The graphics and visual effects were extremely of high quality. It would keep ya going even though you dun like these kinda legends and stuff. It even gets kinda hilarious at times.
Then you see a lotta lifeless bodies treated inhumanly. A lotta blood and flesh. Killing and cutting ur head off and all that.. Stuff you hardly expect to see in recent movies. Makes you sick and puke I tell ya!

The movie is truly realistic and full of emotions and all that. Nyways you gotta watch this if ya haven’t. Although I know most of guys are already captivated. ;)

Dust in the wind...

Opening Mood: Exhausted By the Heat
Opening Song: Kansas - Dust in the wind

I heard this song which reminded me of my life.. what I ve gone through .. the life I am living.. and the future I see myself in.. Theres something hidden deep inside that really gets to me. Maybe it was the lyrics, maybe the melody.. Hearing the song really calmed me down.. So thought I'd post it incase u guys face a situation where Im real pissed and you dont know what to do ;)

Kansas - Dust in the wind
I close my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment's gone
All my dreams, pass before my eyes, a curiosity

Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind.
Same old song, just a drop of water in an endless sea

All we do, crumbles to the ground, though we refuse to see
Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind

[Now] Don't hang on, nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
It slips away, and all your money won't another minute buy.

Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind
Dust in the wind, everything is dust in the wind...

Closing Mood: Gonne' go out, get exposed to the hot sun, face the enemy
Closing song: Three Days Grace - Pain

ps. I picked up Opening and Closing on a blog called Randonthoughts, a wordpress blog I found on googl search ( shh .. actually I was cheking whether my blog appeared on the search ;) ) like it?

Being Factual..

HELLO!I was browsing when I came across some real cool facts. Thought I'd share the best ones with you guys :)

In India, people are legally allowed to marry a dog![KEKE!]

In France, it is legal to marry a dead person![sensible..]

Sheep can recognize other sheep from pictures![smart!]

Farmers in England are required by law to provide their pigs with toys!

President Bush and Saddam Hussein both have their shoes made by the same Italian shoemaker![oww.. so they were fighting over him]

A recent study at Harvard has shown that eating chocolate can actually help you live longer! [ YAY!]

Technically speaking, crystal glass is actually a Liquid that flows very slowly..[oww]

Women who are romance novel readers are reported to make love 74% more often with their partners than women who do not read romance novels.[mills and boon..]

The three wealthiest families in the world have more assets than the combined wealth of the forty-eight poorest nations !!!

The number of births that occur in India each year is higher than the entire population of Australia.[Family planning...]

Annually, the amount of garbage that is dumped in the world's oceans is three times the weight of fish that is caught from the oceans.

A chance of a woman having twins is increased after the age of 35. About 1 in 27 women will give birth to twins after this age. After 50 the chances of having twins is 1 in 9.[I always wanted twins (^_^)]

Each nostril of a human being register smell in a different way. Smells that are made from the right nostril are more pleasant than the left.[Close ur left nostril!]

Children grow faster in the springtime than any other season during the year.

One in three new dads in Britain have admitted to trying their partner’s breastmilk![its not three in three?]

A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for approximately sixty-nine years.[poor man]

Research indicates that plants grow healthier when they are stroked. [when we care?]

It would take twenty new mid-size cars to generate the same amount of pollution that a mid-size 1960's car did.

People who ride on roller coasters have a higher chance of having a blood clot in the brain.[damn!]

One out of 20 people have an extra rib.[Am I the lucky one?]

Girls have more tastebuds than boys.[ahhh so thats why..]

Every hour one billion cells in the body must be replaced.[ knew that!!]

Basketball great Wilt Chamberlain never fouled out of a game.[whoa! niiice!]

There are three golf balls sitting on the moon.[ Who cares..]

A married man is four times more likely to die during sex if his partner isn’t his wife.[deserve that!]

Karate actually originated in India, but was developed further in China.[They lost the credits]

At 120 miles per hour, a Formula One car generates so much downforce that it can drive upside down on the roof of a tunnel.[Awesome!]

A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.[experiment that!]

Food can only be tasted if it is mixed with saliva.[oww.....]

Each year 96 billion pounds of food is wasted in the U.S.[damn ppl!]

Coca-Cola was the first soft drink to be consumed in outer space.[so?]

Chewing on gum while cutting onions can help a person from producing tears.[People deserve to know that!]

Women buy four out of every 10 condoms sold.[Almost Half]

Energy is being wasted if a toaster is left plugged in after use.[i ll remember]

Americans collectively eat one hundred pounds of chocolate every second.[hmmph!]

Most dust particles in your house come from dead skin.

To sell your home faster, and for more money, paint it yellow.[whyy?]

According to a recent survey, more than half of British adults have had sex in a public place!

On average, a disposable diaper can hold up to 7 pounds of liquid.

Nazi leader Adolf Hitler had only one testicle.[KEKE!!]

Leonardo da Vinci was dyslexic, and he often wrote backwards. [niice..]

The average office desk has 400 times more bacteria than a toilet.[ : ]

Duracell, the battery-maker, built parts of its new international headquarters using materials from its own waste.[recyling..]

You can start a fire with ice.[Kwel.. how?]

Real diamonds can be made from peanut butter! [HOW!?]

The inventor of Vaseline ate a spoonful of the stuff every morning![crazy!]

McDonald's salads contain up to 60% more fat than their burgers!

Coca-Cola's 'Super Pure' Dasani bottled water is just filtered tap water[For Idiots]

Donkeys are commonly used by the Iraqi Military to launch rockets!

Frozen lobsters can come back to life when thawed![Still alive!]

In 2003, the U.S. Government spent about $2,000,000.00 on potato research![dumb!]

Smearing a small amount of dog feces on an insect bite will relieve the itching and swelling.[Where do I get dog feaces?]

Approximately one-sixth of your life is spent on Wednesdays. [I knew that!]

Calvin, of the "Calvin and Hobbes" comic strip, was patterned after President Calvin Coolidge, who had a pet tiger as a boy. [Kwel!]

Never hold your nose and cover your mouth when sneezing, as it can blow out your eyeballs.[try that..]

When Mahatma Gandhi died, an autopsy revealed five gold Krugerrands in his small intestine.[whatever that is, its gold!]

If you part your hair on the right side, you were born to be carnivorous. If you part it on the left, your physical and psychological make-up is that of a vegetarian. [Carnivorous!!]

Lobsters have blue blood.

The world's smartest pig, owned by a mathematics teacher in Madison, WI, memorized the multiplication tables up to 12. [keke!!]

My front view/ At 'Hukuruvileyrey' with Husham :) [interval break]

Living the life...

Dear Readers,
Been sometime since I written something myself. I jus didn’t have the urge to write anything. Even in those few times when I got the push, I was feeling too drowsy to start writing. Well finally here I am..

These days, I haven’t been doing anything much. There is almost no zest is my life. Only thing I have been able to do is help some kids with school in the evening. Then I jus linger around home and out, with no intentions. A few countable times I do stuff like pay the bills and took someone to the doctor. Then I usually get online around midnight and hang around all night.. Most of the schoolmates have now disappeared and god knows where they are. Just a few are remain in touch and have time to hang out and enjoy. So usually, in consequence I spend the rest of my wasteful hours with my family.

Now, I am reminded of the times before I finished school. Once upon a time when all of us were together, how we talked about these holidays. We talked about getting the freedom we have sought after all our lives. We talked about going on trips, picnics, walks in the early morning, coffees every evening, sleepovers, and more and more of what we babbled all last year. Keke.. I recall all the teachers reminding us to stop having fun coz it will be hell fun in the holidays. They would surely know what was coming our way.. (Lies! Lies!)

Right now, I crave for something different. I cant wait to get back to school.. But then I’d still prefer a trip to somewhere nice before school opens. I remember how my family used to jabber how exciting life would be after exams. Actually, how an exciting life they’ll construct for me. (Lies! ;) )

A minute minority of us are currently enjoying the holidays, yes.. But sadly, the rest are suffering the hatred of the humankind. The sourness of blind-hope. The grief of betrayal. The bitterness of loneliness..
Who’d know? They just look us in the eye and lie!

- A face or the word 'liar' ? They both gave sumthing in common dho.. After all.. it is a face that lies..

Illusion?

In the second diagram the parts are moved around but are exactly the same size. Where does the hole come from?

My mind jus couldnt agree with this!! Some of my friends got answers, but nothing made sense anymore.. damn m going insane. Help !!!

what do you call a knee that tells jokes?

Hey y'all..
I have been realy gloomy the last few days so I tried to cheer myself up. Heres one trick that really works. I ll post some of my favourites inge.. Hope you have a good laugh..

Herd this one from Husham loa-bis :
A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous.The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be confident that if any mischief occurred in their town, their two young sons were involved in some capacity. The parents were at their wit's end as to what to do about their sons' behavior.The parents had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so they contacted him, and he agreed to give it his best shot.

He asked to see the boys individually, so the eight-year-old was sent to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?"Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, "WHERE IS GOD?"At that, the boy bolted from the room, ran directly home, and slammed himself in his closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and said, "What happened?"
The younger brother replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it!"

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the wife asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?""Yep," the husband replied, "in-laws."

A man ordered a soup in the restaurant but, as soon as the soup arrived, he had to go to the bathroom. To make sure that nobody touched his soup while he is away, he wrote on a napkin: "I HAVE SPIT IN THE SOUP".Once he returned, he found a message on the same napkin: "ME, TOO"

A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an opening for people like you.""Oh, great," he said, "What is it?" "It's called the door!

An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally they decided it was time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.Finally the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather trustingly."Well - she says, responding very carefully - I'd have to say I would like it infrequently."The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment. Then, looking over his glasses, he looked her in the eye casually asking, "Was that one word or two?"

A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete check-up. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left.""Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?" "Ten," the doctor says sadly. "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" The doctor interrupts, "Nine..."

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner."Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.""Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and she proceeded to close the door.Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open."Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet."If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.""Well," she said, "I hope you have a damned good appetite, because the electricity was cut off this morning."

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.
So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girl friend with the following note:
"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."

A guy dials his home number from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid," answered the woman.
"We don't have a maid!"
"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
"Ummm...she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."
The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
"What do I have to do?"
"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she's with."
The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by a couple of gunshots.
The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?"
"Throw them in the swimming pool!"
"What pool?"
"Uh..... Is this 832-4821?"

A man and his wife went to the company Christmas party where the man has a little too much to drink.
He staggers down the stairs, completely hung over, and makes his way to the breakfast bar. His wife poors him a cup of coffee.
With his head in his hand, he asks "Damn, honey." "What happened last night?"
She replies, "It wasn't a pretty sight."
He asks, "What do you mean?"
"Well" she replies, "You were not on your best behavior and your boss was extremely upset."
"He was", he moans.
"Yes" she replies, "He sure was."
"Aahhh, PISS ON HIM!" he says.
"You did," she replies. "Honey, You got fired last night."
"I got fired?" he questions.
"Yes" she answers "You got fired"
"Aahhh, FUCK HIM!" he says.
She replies, "I did, you start back Monday morning!"

A beautiful young woman gets out of the shower, wraps a towel around her and tells her husband that he can get in the shower. As he enters the shower, the doorbell rings.
The wife says she'll get the door and goes downstairs.
When she opens the door, she sees her neighbour, Bill, whose mouth opens wide at the sight of her shimmering form.
He pulls out two one hundred dollar bills and tells her that they are hers if she will just let the towel fall to her waist.
She thinks why not and drops the towel down and takes the money.
Bill gasps at the sight and shows her two more hundreds and offers them if she will just let the towel go altogether.
She thinks she has come this far so what the heck and drops the towel to the ground.
Bill looks for a minute, thanks her and leaves.
When she got back upstairs, her husband had completed his shower and asks her who was at the door. She says just Bill.
The husband replies, "Did he say anything about the $400 he owes me?"

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Answer - Funny

My antennaz fixed!

I downloaded some songs yesterday, coz I got the wifi signal again ;).. I was very tired and sleepy last night, so I slept without checkin’ em out. I jus came back from helping out ‘someone’. I was very jaded several minutes back, so I opened my completed downloads and listened to the songs I downloaded. I came across a song which made the top of my list in a flash. Tracy Chapman’s The promise. You guys should really hear it. Actually anyone who listen to acoustic.. The melody of the song is very pleasant and nice. The lyrics is also very emotive and touching. Its about a guy who gotta leave his gal for a while. In their last meeting he’s asking her to promise that she would wait for him until he comes back and tells her how much he loves her.. sniff.. Wait! Tastes best with all the violins and Chapmans wonderful voice. I wouldn’t say anyone could sing this song better than he did. Well heres the lyrics. Don’t try it sugarless ;)

Tracy Chapman – Promise
If you wait for me then Ill come for you
Although Ive traveled far
I always hold a place for you in my heart
If you think of me, if you miss me once in awhile
Then Ill return to you
Ill return and fill that space in your heart

Remembering
Your touch
Your kiss
Your warm embrace
Ill find my way back to you
If youll be waiting
If you dream of me like I dream of you
In a place thats warm and dark
In a place where I can feel the beating of your heart

Remembering
Your touch
Your kiss
Your warm embrace
Ill find my way back to you
If youll be waiting
Ive longed for you and I have desired
To see your face your smile
To be with you wherever you are

Remembering
Your touch
Your kiss
Your warm embrace
Ill find my way back to you
If youll be waiting
Ive longed for you and I have desired
To see your face, your smile
To be with you wherever you are

Remembering
Your touch
Your kiss
Your warm embrace
Ill find my way back to you
Please say youll be waiting

Together again
It would feel so good to be
In your arms
Where all my journeys end
If you can make a promise if its one that you can keep, I vow to come for you
If you wait for me and say youll hold
A place for me in your heart………
Sniff.. hehe

Lake of fire..

The lead singer of the successful grunge band, Kurt Cobain was reported missing after he left a drug rehab center in Marina Del Rey California on April 1, 1994. Then he made the news on the headlines. Kurt was murdered on April 5th,1994 at his home in Seattle, Washington. His body was discovered on April 8th, 1994 when an electrician arrived to install a security system at the home. And why do you think Kurt had asked to install a security system at his home? Probably he sensed some danger or feared that someone would harm him. When police arrived, they found Cobain's lifeless body lying in a room above his garage. Blood was draining from his ear.

He was found with a shotgun in his mouth, which the police say is the main cause of his death. Police proceeded to dust the shotgun for fingerprints, but discovered no identifiable fingerprints on the gun itself. And If Kurt wanted to pretend it wasn’t suicide so bad and cleared his fingerprints from the shotgun. It was also reported that a closed cigar box containing drug paraphernalia was found next to his body. They took his body to the King County morgue, and performed an autopsy. The results of the autopsy surprised everyone who obtained it when the results were released to the public. The report showed that Cobain had 1.52 milligrams of morphine per litre in his bloodstream! This stunned almost everyone. And why? When heroin is injected to the bloodstream, it immediately becomes morphine. The 1.52mg of heroin per litre in Kurt body is also considered three times the lethal amount of heroin. This amount is enough to instantly weaken a normal person. It is a myth that an addict has a higher tolerance to the amount of heroin injected. What startled the public was that if he were to inject himself with that much heroin, he would not have the strength to put the drug paraphernalia or stuff he used to inject himself back into the cigar box and then advance to get the shot gun, shoot himself ending his life. It is obvious that after injecting himself with such a lethal dosage of heroin he would have been instantly incapacitated or died. It was also found that the shotgun found was purchased by Kurt before he went to the rehab to protect himself from life threatening situations just like this. Probably he was in fear of someone who might want to kill him.

Kurt was going for divorce with Courtney Love (his wife) before he died. The last few lines of the suicidal note dedicated to his wide and daughter was very short.. I am sure if he was ending his life, he would have been more interested in writing about his wide and children rather than his fans and music life. The handwriting contained in those short lines, has also been questioned by handwriting experts. The so-called suicide note is simply a letter to his fans telling them he was quitting the business. It was note addressed to his wife or daughter.

Even with this hard evidence, it is disappointing to find that King Country never reviewed the case thoroughly. Someone wants people to think Kurt committed suicide real bad. I believe it is unfair for a man to be labeled suicide after he was murdered and all the hard evidence is lying around and everybody’s ignoring it and going on with their lives which is so pleasant, normal and peaceful. How would you like it if you were murdered and for years people say that you committed suicide. Give it a thought.. Heres the note he wrote to his fans..to end his career.. not his life.(Suicide note)

His Family At the Awards

His daughter Frances Cobain With Her mother. She says she wanna be recognized as Frances Cobain, Not as the daughter of Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love. Great gal.

The So-called Suicidal Note of Kurt Donald Cobain, 1967-1994

To Boddah,

Speaking from the tongue of an experienced simpleton who obviously would rather be an emasculated, infantile complain-ee. This note should be pretty easy to understand.
All the warnings from the punk rock 101 courses over the years, since my first introduction to the, shall we say, ethics involved with independence and the embracement of your community has proven to be very true. I haven't felt the excitement of listening to as well as creating music along with reading and writing for too many years now. I feel guity beyond words about these things.

For example when we're back stage and the lights go out and the manic roar of the crowds begins., it doesn't affect me the way in which it did for Freddie Mercury, who seemed to love, relish in the the love and adoration from the crowd which is something I totally admire and envy. The fact is, I can't fool you, any one of you. It simply isn't fair to you or me. The worst crime I can think of would be to rip people off by faking it and pretending as if I'm having 100% fun. Sometimes I feel as if I should have a punch-in time clock before I walk out on stage. I've tried everything within my power to appreciate it (and I do,God, believe me I do, but it's not enough). I appreciate the fact that I and we have affected and entertained a lot of people. It must be one of those narcissists who only appreciate things when they're gone. I'm too sensitive. I need to be slightly numb in order to regain the enthusiasms I once had as a child.

On our last 3 tours, I've had a much better appreciation for all the people I've known personally, and as fans of our music, but I still can't get over the frustration, the guilt and empathy I have for everyone. There's good in all of us and I think I simply love people too much, so much that it makes me feel too fucking sad. The sad little, sensitive, unappreciative, Pisces, Jesus man. Why don't you just enjoy it? I don't know!
I have a goddess of a wife who sweats ambition and empathy and a daughter who reminds me too much of what i used to be, full of love and joy, kissing every person she meets because everyone is good and will do her no harm. And that terrifies me to the point to where I can barely function. I can't stand the thought of Frances becoming the miserable, self-destructive, death rocker that I've become.
I have it good, very good, and I'm grateful, but since the age of seven, I've become hateful towards all humans in general. Only because it seems so easy for people to get along that have empathy. Only because I love and feel sorry for people too much I guess.

Thank you all from the pit of my burning, nauseous stomach for your letters and concern during the past years. I'm too much of an erratic, moody baby! I don't have the passion anymore, and so remember, it's better to burn out than to fade away.
Peace, love, empathy.Kurt Cobain
Frances and Courtney, I'll be at your alter.Please keep going Courtney, for Frances.For her life, which will be so much happier without me.
I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU!

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So dudes and dudettes, if any of ya guys are interested, visit www.cobaincase.com. :)

For Shweet...

This ones for a blogger friend [shweet] . She held her very first meekaaku contest like a week back. and I was one of the three winners (^_^) Shweet suggested that I post my certificate on my blog so here it is... =)

My secret

I was going through shweets blog like I always do. Then I saw something new and interesting. A meekaaku contest. There was a picture of a star which was swirled using corel draw photo paint. So I quickly opened the programme and unswirled it to get a blur image of the well-known star.. Then I put it in my display picture, asked all my online friends and my family people for like 3 hours that night. I got three possible names. Rihanna, JenniferLo, and Beyonce. Then I searched for the pictures of the three of them and compared it with the blur image I got. Finally I after a lot of comparision work I decided it was Jlo. So I commented my answer on shweets blog :D.. The next day I found out that I won!! keke..

This is the Meekaaku swirled version on shweets blog

This is my the unswirled version I got with the help of my intelligence and courage and wisdom and patience and all that crap lol ;)

This is the original image which was posted on shweets blog after like 12 hours.. long wait really hehe...

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Anyways thanks to Husham (loa-biss), Naif, Polibe, Amu, Shiury and Hishma.. I couldnt have done it without them :D.. Specially Naif, Shiury and Polibe.. They gave 100% assurance it was Jlo .. Now shweet.. thank me for this post !

If any of you are interested in shweets blog, heres the link. Its a cool blog really! Updated like everyday annd kulamajaagandeh keke..

*Blog-kunfunyge-manager-the-shweet