Jus Jokin'!

Elvis Presley Laughing.. :)

This was a joke I saved long time back. I found this while I was browsing through my PC. Thought I'd share the laugh with you :)

Its Called [Aww shit..] which is your favourite?.. ;)

Ghost Shit: That's the kind where you feel the shit come out, have shit on the toilet paper, but there is no shit in the toilet.

Clean Shit: The kind where you shit it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Second Wave Shit: It happens when you're done shitting, you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realise that you have to shit some more.

Brain Hemorrage Shit: Also known as "Pop a vein in your forehead " shit. the kind where you strain so much to get it out that you practically have a stroke.

Sweetcorn shit: Self Explanatory

Log shit: The kind of shit that is so huge that you're afraid to flush the toilet without breaking it into a few pieces with your toilet brush

Drinkers shit: That is the kind of shit that you have the morning after a long night of drinking - its most noticeable trait is the skid marks left on the bottom of the toilet .

"Gee I wish I could shit" shit: Its the kind of shit where you want to shit, but all you do is sit on the toilet with cramps and fart a few times.

Spinal Tap Shit: That's the one where it hurts so much coming out that you swear it was leaving you sideways.

Wet Cheeks Shit: Also known as "The Power dump" That's the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.

Liquid Shit: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, spashes all over the inside of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your tender poop-chute.

Mexican Food Shit: A class all its own

The Crowd Pleaser: This shit is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone.

Mood Enhancer: This shit occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, allowing you to be your old self again.

The Ritual: This shit occurs at the same time time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper

Guiness Book of Records Shit: A shit so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations

The aftershock shit: This shit has an odor so powerful that anyone entering the vicinity within the next 7 hours is effected.

The Honeymoons over shit: This is any shit created in the presence of another person.

Groaner: A shit so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance

Floater: Characterized by its floatability, this shit has been known to resurface after many flushes

Ranger: A shit which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper

Phantom Shit: This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit putting it there

Peek-a-boo-shit: Now you see it, now you don't. this shit is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control

The bombshell: A shit that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to shit (i.e. during love making or a root canal) or you are nowhere near shitting facilities.

Snake Charmer: A long skinny shit which has managed to coil into a frightening position - usually harmless

Olympic Shit: This shit occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the Drinkers shit.