Jus Jokin'!
Elvis Presley Laughing.. :) This was a joke I saved long time back. I found this while I was browsing through my PC. Thought I'd share the laugh with you :)
Its Called [Aww shit..] which is your favourite?.. ;)
Ghost Shit: That's the kind where you feel the shit come out, have shit on the toilet paper, but there is no shit in the toilet.
Clean Shit: The kind where you shit it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Second Wave Shit: It happens when you're done shitting, you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realise that you have to shit some more.
Brain Hemorrage Shit: Also known as "Pop a vein in your forehead " shit. the kind where you strain so much to get it out that you practically have a stroke.
Sweetcorn shit: Self Explanatory
Log shit: The kind of shit that is so huge that you're afraid to flush the toilet without breaking it into a few pieces with your toilet brush
Drinkers shit: That is the kind of shit that you have the morning after a long night of drinking - its most noticeable trait is the skid marks left on the bottom of the toilet .
"Gee I wish I could shit" shit: Its the kind of shit where you want to shit, but all you do is sit on the toilet with cramps and fart a few times.
Spinal Tap Shit: That's the one where it hurts so much coming out that you swear it was leaving you sideways.
Wet Cheeks Shit: Also known as "The Power dump" That's the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.
Liquid Shit: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, spashes all over the inside of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your tender poop-chute.
Mexican Food Shit: A class all its own
The Crowd Pleaser: This shit is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone.
Mood Enhancer: This shit occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, allowing you to be your old self again.
The Ritual: This shit occurs at the same time time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper
Guiness Book of Records Shit: A shit so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations
The aftershock shit: This shit has an odor so powerful that anyone entering the vicinity within the next 7 hours is effected.
The Honeymoons over shit: This is any shit created in the presence of another person.
Groaner: A shit so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance
Floater: Characterized by its floatability, this shit has been known to resurface after many flushes
Ranger: A shit which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper
Phantom Shit: This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit putting it there
Peek-a-boo-shit: Now you see it, now you don't. this shit is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control
The bombshell: A shit that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to shit (i.e. during love making or a root canal) or you are nowhere near shitting facilities.
Snake Charmer: A long skinny shit which has managed to coil into a frightening position - usually harmless
Olympic Shit: This shit occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the Drinkers shit.
*sick* ew inern kiyaa jokes. btw, miaee ey radio neh rashun :P
Muhahahaha!! [devil] Kwel! You survived..
ps. PPl.. ŊąžïŸǻ is a survivor from the blackhole 'lost'. They got the radio fixed and came back with answers.. Finally... ;)
lol..that was...shitty =s